daniel bailey blawg blawg blawg
blather blather blather
weep woop i will lather my hair with a crushed up mirror and gather my hammers and keep them in a bucket and look out a window and see my face reflected on the outside and the world will tell me in its own voice that it has seen what it has seen and what it has seen is what i have seen and these are some of those things that i will gradually accept as things like a river or several small ducks grabbing at the air with their head holes all the head holes cratering open i feel open and saintly except that i am a goddamn river and the least real river at that and good god y'all let me become a pond and let several thousand ducks conduckt buoyancy tests in my gape in my wilderness sprouting lilies all upward ever full tell the roof that i am real and in every morning open my eyes with whips and let my eyelids unfurl and tell every molecule to move faster until the earth explodes and when the earth explodes take the space around the earth with it because i feel the crushing motion of everything i am just a surfer dude aight i am like a camel hump filled with fart aight i am just that and my message is hello but nothing more than hello what more is there to say than hello which is also the joke because obviously i am not going to stop i am going to keep pushing letters until there are no more letters to push or until my message becomes so obvious and ugly that only sasefalj oh fucking hell
that only sasefalj that fucking hell can say it in wahtever language sasefalf can say it
“It’s hard, right? You want to be with people and you want to be alone. It’s easy to be alone, but it’s fun to be with people. Bathrooms are the greatest places because you can go there and be alone, because you’re supposed to be alone there, so no one thinks it’s weird that you are going off by yourself for five minutes. If you just walk off to an empty part of a room people are like Why is that guy just over there by himself? But if you say I’m going to the bathroom, people respect that. Everyone loves the bathroom. I go there often and just sit down and do nothing. Just for a few minutes. It’s hard to do nothing in other places. But doing nothing is one of the best things you can do in this world.”
- Matthew Savoca explaining why he’s such a fun popular guy at parties.
After 10+ years of posting on the internet I was unsure if I would ever make anything good, but tonight, May 21, 2013, I finally made a good thing. Never give up on your dreams. I love all earth related things that use the internet